Gintama Manga - Volume 3

If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life's a Lot Longer as an Old Guy than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
考えたら人生ってオッサンになってからの方が長いじゃねーか! 恐っ!!

Lesson 14: If You're Going to Go in Costume, Go All Out
第十四訓: コスプレするなら心まで飾れ
Lesson 15: Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn into Men When They Touch a Frog
第十五訓: 男にはカエルに触れて一人前みたな訳のわからないルールがある
Lesson 16: If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life's a Lot Longer as an Old Guy than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
第十六訓: 考えたら人生ってオッサンになってからの方が長いじゃねーか! 恐っ!!
Lesson 17: Even if You Aren't Drunk, Pretend You Are and Steal Your Boss's Toupee
第十七訓: 酔ってなくても酔ったふりして上司のヅラを取れ
Lesson 18: If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish!
第十八訓: 男ならとりあえずカジキ!
Lesson 19: Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
第十九訓: アイドルだって ほぼお前らと同じことやってんだよ
Lesson 20: Pets Resemble Their Owners
第二十訓: 飼い主とペットは似る
Lesson 21: Kids' Annoyance Factor is Proportional to the Length of Their Hair
第二十一訓: 襟足の長さと子供の憎たらしさは比例する
Lesson 22: Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, so You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, so in the End There's Nothing You Can Do
第二十二訓: ストレスはハゲる原因になるがストレスをためないように気を配るとそこでまたストレスがたまるので結局僕らにできることなんて何もない

General Information

Release: September 3, 2004
Pages: 192
ISBN-10: 4-08-873653-2
ISBN-13: 978-4-08-873653-2
Release: November 6, 2007
Pages: 200
ISBN-10: 1-4215-1360-9
ISBN-13: 978-1-4215-1360-7
Hideaki Sorachi
('s Dog)
"What's the matter, Hageta? Did Shueisha pick on you again?"
"It's rough. They decided this manga wouldn't last past 2 volumes, so now that there's going to be a third, there isn't enough material to work with."
"Don't worry, Hageta. Tarararattara~~~ Here is a used car. With this, let's go to a world where there is no Jump."
"It's no use~ Jump even has their tentacles stretched out to foreign countries... *Gasp* Could it be... Chappiemon... I'll die..."
"Come, let's go."

(Parody of Doraemon)

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